//FlexDex Longboard Skateboards//
Flexdex performance skateboard material is an engineered unlaminated fiberglass composite
utilizing 6 different resins and fiberglass.
These boards will never delam, break, or die. Ever. Guaranteed.
30% more energy is transmitted to the wheels than wood skateboard decks. Our performance decks flex and twist with torque - turning sharper and accelerating through each turn. A Flexdex performance skateboard absorbs road vibrations - you can skate longer and harder. You tilt a wood deck to turn it. You DRIVE and CARVE a Flexdex. The harder you drive, the tighter you carve.
THE FLEXDEX GUARANTEE
Flexdex composite decks are made in a process that inter-twines and binds all the resins and fibers in such a way that the boards will never delaminate or lose their spring. Frankly, it takes 30,000 pounds per square inch of pressure to reach a point where you can damage the deck. So you can be assured of years of flexing and carving.
Keep in mind, if you scrape the tail along the pavement, you're going to leave material on the street and wear down the tail! Don't even think about complaining about that.
Another issue might be that you're charging down the hill, fall off, and your bitchen new Flexdex goes nose first into something like the curb, a wall, or other non-moving object that is harder than your skateboard. That's going to smush the nose. Duh. Well, you need to sand that down with a file, or 80 grit sandpaper. Then fine sand with 150 grit. Even if it looks like it's peeling open, it won't. It ain't broken and absolutely will not get worse. Consider it a badge of honor. But do not return it claiming it's broken.
Oh - and if a car runs over your board, and we mean RUNS OVER THE WHOLE FRIKKIN BOARD... then your trucks and wheels are toast. The deck probably will be all right, but if it breaks, send it (the deck) on back so we can see it and replace it.
We will be on the lookout for suspicious marks like hacksaw, chainsaw, or other power tool marks or sledgehammer dents or?
What about some of the wood decks Flexdex made in the past? Sorry, they are not included in this guarantee.
What about the clear decks? They are made out of Lexan polycarbonate. Virtually indestructible material. They may break someday. Or not. If yours breaks, see next paragraph.
Which gets us to "If your skateboard breaks". Simple answer: Please return just the DECK only to us postage paid along with your name, address, email, and phone. We'll process a replacement deck for you and we'll pay the shipping back. Send broken deck to:
Attn: Broken Decks Dept.
Flexdex, LLC
5535 Ruffin Rd.
Suite F
San Diego, CA 92123
Since we actually do not have a Broken Decks Department, when and if we actually get a deck back will be cause for a complete work stoppage at the company while we all check out your deck. For protection of our workers (as your deck might be a mutant), we will place your package in a decontamination chamber for 24 hours prior to opening.
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